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andygee

Last Activity: 01-26-2008

City: New York

Member Since: 2007-09-11

Post Count: 20

48 year old smoker with osteoarthritis, riding about 150 miles per week including intra-Manhattan daily commute, weekend rides out to the weekend beach house on Long Island, shopping, and scouting, and the occasional century. Long time (35 years long) advocate (avocational) for alternative energy and transportation. Much to my surprise, an actual high-powered executivewith a Central Park view and an attractive, young assistant (what a long, strange trip it's been); I even ride wearing a suit and toting a designer briefcase when it's a suit day at work.

Most fun thing to do on bike lane patrol: print up fake tickets and stick them on windshields.

Biking achievement: In this latest round of biking starting 2000, I lost 75 pounds, 1/4 of my blood pressure, 1/3 of my cholesterol, 2/3 of my triglycerides. This is actually a $40,000 "actuarial gift" to my insurance company, but what did I see from them? Bugger all, that's what, and I still have to pay for these bloated Escalade drivers' Lipitor. Saved enough to buy a small investment condo upstate and a certified Swiss chronometer.

Reasons for advocacy:
1. Economics of thermodynamics. Mathematics and physics insist on efficiency; this whole car thing has become a mug's game.
2. Spiritual. If the whole world goes to work by bicycle for three days, the Messiah will come. Or come back, depending on your point of view. I'm not picky.
3. Humanist. There are actually people choking to death and getting shot and blow up, getting mashed and charred, and that should really be stopped. Right now.

Concrete advocacy goals.
1. Have bicycles treated as "zero emission vehicles" under CARB cap and trade rules, and have CARB rules enforced under CAA.
2. Get a Rabbinic ruling that biking instead of driving is an Act of Loving Kindness and a Papal decree that biking instead of driving is a "Good Work."

Fleet: 1983 Trek 400 (yes, with Helicomatic hub); one of the last down tube shifters in NYC, my regular commuter. Specialized Langster (pansiest logo on two wheels, someone get me a roll of black tape) with flip-flop hub. 3-speed Metro picked up from Bikes By George, not worth a dollar, my bad weather commuter. Vision R40 'bent. 3 Xootrs, RollsRolls carbon skateboard (world's only transcontinental board, not that I can ride it), Trikke-8, broken Handybike and LeRun skatebike. The little woman has an Electra Townie.

Probable cause of death: Staring at cleavage through a third-eye mirror.

Something I like to do while biking: www.graffitirider.blogspot.com


Posts by andygee:

Main_6087

Rite Aid drums up business for trauma supplies

9th ave and 22nd St, New york, NY

[secondary photo is from December. License plate is of the trailer; the cab had NJ plates.]

Well, I passed by again, took pictures, and the rent-a-cop was there again. Our hearts weren't really in it this time around; he diligently called me a re-tard and said the truck would be there every Friday evening no matter what I did, that I could put all the pictures on MySpace I wanted and it wouldn't make a difference, because nobody gave a f*ck. I dutifully took my shots and and notes and got in out of the cold.

It's just exasperating that a business can hire a cop in order to _avoid_ complying with the law. It's also frustrating that, by design, the run from 23rd 9th to the Bowery is now the fastes 2.5 miles in downtown Manhattan by any transportation means, and things like this just spoil it.

tags: rite aid

NY  3132 B0
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Fri, Jan 18 2008

7 comments


Main_5718

hey, 311 works

hudson st and 13th st, New york, NY

Black cables draped over a blacktop road at night; as a supporter of organized labor I will have to keep this in mind the next time I hear about unions = safety. I just saw this with a couple of feet to spare; if there had been traffic to my right I would have been a grease spot on Hudson Street. I knocked on the cab of the truck and said, you know, you're going to kill someone. But whatever it was, it was someone else's job. BTW isn't it the law that a truck has to carry cones, reflectors, and flares? Anyway, I peeled the "glove system" off of my frozen fingers to get the shots and call 311. Then I circled back around a few blocks, and by the time I came back (3 minutes) a cop was there and someone was tucking in the cables properly. Or more or less properly, or more less than more, but at least it wasn't going to act as a garrot.

tags: union rules

NJ  AF 476S
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Tue, Dec 18 2007

2 comments


Main_5149

Gracious loser

5th ave and 21st st, New york, NY

After I took this shot of his side doors open into the bike lane, he said he was sorry and would take care of it right away, which he did. What a dick.

I might be off by one avenue block on this one.

NY  12046 AN
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Fri, Nov 16 2007

0 comments


Main_5148

Pig. And I mean that.

1st ave and 21st st, New york, NY

After I finished taking pictures and took off, this beemerette pulled up next to me and said "obviously you don't have children that need to be dropped off at school." I gave her the standard spiel but what I should have said was hey, I went to school by bike.

NY  DUW 2722
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Fri, Nov 16 2007

3 comments


Main_5139

Pooper Party

12th ave and west 55th st, New york, NY

It took me a week to recover enough from this gross violation to post it. Somehow the driver "didn't know" he couldn't park in the middle of an intersection between the pier access road and the Greenway, straddling multiple sets of glatt kosher lane markers. For safety, here and 23rd st the Greenway makes an S-curve across the intersecting automobile road with stop signs only for the cars. In other words, everyone there that night (and a mob gathered) risked rounding a bend and ploughing smack into the side of this truck.

tags: blind imbecillic microcephallic

Reported by andygee on Thu, Nov 08 2007

1 comment


Main_4959

Quis custodiat custodiens?

W 54th and 8th Ave, New york, NY

So, are the cops allowed to use the bike lane for parking their own cars?

tags: police

NY  AYZ 3847
2 violations

Reported by andygee on Wed, Nov 07 2007

1 comment


Main_4234

this can't be right

21st st and 5th ave, New york, NY

This is now the 3rd bike lane closure on the new 21st st bike lane. The other two at least have big orange signs saying "lane closed" and stuff like that. Aren't they supposed to have a permit displayed to close a lane? A flag man? Cones and stuff?

tags: construction abuse

NY  NTC
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Tue, Oct 02 2007

5 comments


Main_4197

wtf?

City Island Greenway, New york, NY

The orange spray-paint is for HOLES in the ground that wait to get filled in and paved over. What does it take to schlepp this thing away? It's been there forever, and HUNDREDS of cops pass by it every day -- it's the entrance to Rodman's Neck firing range.

NY  NYC
2 violations

Reported by andygee on Sun, Sep 30 2007

2 comments


Main_4196

photo op or greenway?

hutchinson river parkway, New york, NY

Here is a design flaw in the Hutchinson River (not actually a river) Greenway; more dangerous than any car parked in a bike lane and more useful as a political photo-op than as transportation. There are four heavy-duty cross-overs along this 2-mile mini-greenway. This one and its twin, the cross-over from the other side of the road back to this one, desperately need more car traffic control. Usually the way things work in NYC is that someone gets killed before proper signage or a traffic light gets put up. (My greenway entrance, Avenue C and the FDR, now has four stop signs and two flashing red lights, up from one stop sign when it opened.) Bikes have to go up a steep incline and make a 90 degree turn, shedding all of their momentum. Cars just whiz by with little advance visibility of crossing bikes. This is dangerous and inefficient; it's no wonder I've never actually seen anyone else actually riding a bike on it.

Sadly, there are now tens of thousands of people recently arrived in sub-Bruckner Bronx, in new town house condos, vastly underserved by public transportation, tied to cars, and stuck in exploding sub-prime mortgages, mostly working in Manhattan. A real bike transportation plan connecting the Hutch, the BRP, and the Bruckner to the Triboro Bridge could solve an awful lot of problems for an awful lot of people.

tags: design flaw

NY  NYC
2 violations

Reported by andygee on Sun, Sep 30 2007

1 comment


Main_4141

Snowbird

1st ave and e 75th st, New york, NY

Ah, getting ready to go back to Florida. Perhaps he'll block the bike lane in Boca Raton. How do you folks in the East 70s tolerate this? The entire lane up to 97th street had at least one car parked per block.

Note the SUV thinking about turning left while the cyclist behind the Lincoln was forced to make a life or death choice.

BTW i was almost able to post this from my actual PDA-phone, but it choked on the ADD button. That would be convenient to post real time.

tags: snowbird

FL  CGATE
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Sun, Sep 23 2007

1 comment


Main_4140

A real chazer

Stuyvesant Street and East 10th Street, New york, NY

I realize that PDAs don't take good night pictures, but trust me, four of those trucks could have stopped at the curb just ahead of this guy. Cars, bikes, and pedestrians have a hard enough time merging from Stuvesant Street onto 10th without having to worry about someone bottlenecking the street.

I usually don't worry too much about working vehicles in bike lanes on single lane streets except in cases of serious danger. This was serious danger, and he was just sitting there. And he's not that bright, either: he could see me snapping away without a flash and into his headlights, but he was covering his face like he was on a perp walk.

tags: time warner

Reported by andygee on Wed, Sep 26 2007

0 comments


Main_4139

How many rules can you violate at once

Columbus Circle, New york, NY

He's managed to be in a bike lane and at a fire hydrant at the same time; he obviously can't drive, and he's spent 60K for what is now essentially a 94 Ford Contour.

NY  DVV 3119
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Thu, Sep 27 2007

0 comments


Main_4074

serious design problem

Dyckman Street and Staff Street, New york, NY

Something's wrong here. Coming off the Hudson River Greenway at the north end, on to Riverside Drive, the greenway direction is to turn left on to Staff Street. You can see the bike lane paint and the greenway sign, but also a sign for angle parking with cars parked across the lane! The lane looks like someone tried to grind off the paint. Who's liable if I follow the sign and plow into one of these?

tags: signage balls-up inwood

Reported by andygee on Sat, Sep 22 2007

2 comments


Main_3973

Hard to get but worth the hassle

12th ave and west 39th st, New york, NY

It's impossible to get something like this unless you ride with a camera cocked and ready; even with a helmetcam it's never pointing the right way. Transalt is right; without signage the whole bikelane idea is worthless. There is a stop line before the intersection with the greenway and a double yellow line on the greenway, which according to my drivers' test means "main road." Yet here is this guy sitting in the middle (tried to pull out when he saw me taking a picture, but of course put the West Street car traffic in danger. We really need more signs like "stop HERE" and "leave intersection clear" and "don't turn across parallel road with approaching traffic."

tags: hooking greenwy

Reported by andygee on Mon, Sep 17 2007

5 comments


Main_3902

I could show these people some sights

Allen St, New york, NY

I am truly embarrassed at having a tourist industry in New York. Traditionally, we have visitors and the visitors go places and do things. We never had "tourists" until after 9/11. Never had steel drums or splash monster buses. Taking up any road footprint at all for these buses is a sin. They never go faster than 15 MPH, let them buy electric buses or something; same for the street blimps. Photo 2 is the bus pulling up to within inches of my bike, trying to get me to move, which I eventually did. Photo 3 is today on 8th & 23rd; Traffic Officer Linton refused to issue a summons; no reason given.

tags: sightseeing

NY  53921 BA
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Thu, Sep 13 2007

0 comments


Main_3901

zoned for free commercial space

2130 Bergen St., Brooklyn, NY

Why pay rent when you can run your business in this handy bicycle lane courtesy of the city?

Honestly though, I've never seen a cyclist using the eastern half of the Bergen Street lane. Allen Street in Manhattan, though, is another story.

tags: commercial use

NY  NONE
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Fri, Sep 14 2007

0 comments


Main_3845

ARE THEY REALLY GONNA DUKE IT OUT?

8th ave and West 15th st., New york, NY

Connecticut car & driver, with mistress in back seat, and a limo behind him, both waiting for the same SUV to pull out so they can park. A likely story. Are they planning to fight for the spot? Shades of Seinfeld? I haven't biked here in a while, but I remember there were always limos here; I ticket blitzed it once and it stopped for a while.

tags: limo

CT  2 PEP
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Wed, Sep 12 2007

4 comments


Main_3836

Sightseeing is thirsty work

Broadway and West 47th St, New york, NY

There must have been a sweep or something... The entire length of the 21st st lane to 8th avenue and then up to Columbus Circle, this was the only bad parking violation I saw. Of course,, there was still plenty of hooking, which is harder to catch on film.

tags: beer

NY  5990 ZJB
1 violation

Reported by andygee on Wed, Sep 12 2007

4 comments


Main_3809

Haier Building / Gotham Hall

Broadway and 36th, New york, NY

Limos and valet parking are constantly taking up the entire bike lane on Broadway between 37th and 36th. And they threaten violence if you insist they get out of the lane. Seriously, this is very dangerous, Broadway is narrow and crowded at this point. I wish I knew about this site BEFORE i took the picture -- really it was just a prop to get the driver's attention, but another guy clued me in/

tags: limo haier building

NY  108 MMEN
3 violations

Reported by andygee on Tue, Sep 11 2007

1 comment