48 year old smoker with osteoarthritis, riding about 150 miles per week including intra-Manhattan daily commute, weekend rides out to the weekend beach house on Long Island, shopping, and scouting, and the occasional century. Long time (35 years long) advocate (avocational) for alternative energy and transportation. Much to my surprise, an actual high-powered executivewith a Central Park view and an attractive, young assistant (what a long, strange trip it's been); I even ride wearing a suit and toting a designer briefcase when it's a suit day at work.
Most fun thing to do on bike lane patrol: print up fake tickets and stick them on windshields.
Biking achievement: In this latest round of biking starting 2000, I lost 75 pounds, 1/4 of my blood pressure, 1/3 of my cholesterol, 2/3 of my triglycerides. This is actually a $40,000 "actuarial gift" to my insurance company, but what did I see from them? Bugger all, that's what, and I still have to pay for these bloated Escalade drivers' Lipitor. Saved enough to buy a small investment condo upstate and a certified Swiss chronometer.
Reasons for advocacy:
1. Economics of thermodynamics. Mathematics and physics insist on efficiency; this whole car thing has become a mug's game.
2. Spiritual. If the whole world goes to work by bicycle for three days, the Messiah will come. Or come back, depending on your point of view. I'm not picky.
3. Humanist. There are actually people choking to death and getting shot and blow up, getting mashed and charred, and that should really be stopped. Right now.
Concrete advocacy goals.
1. Have bicycles treated as "zero emission vehicles" under CARB cap and trade rules, and have CARB rules enforced under CAA.
2. Get a Rabbinic ruling that biking instead of driving is an Act of Loving Kindness and a Papal decree that biking instead of driving is a "Good Work."
Fleet: 1983 Trek 400 (yes, with Helicomatic hub); one of the last down tube shifters in NYC, my regular commuter. Specialized Langster (pansiest logo on two wheels, someone get me a roll of black tape) with flip-flop hub. 3-speed Metro picked up from Bikes By George, not worth a dollar, my bad weather commuter. Vision R40 'bent. 3 Xootrs, RollsRolls carbon skateboard (world's only transcontinental board, not that I can ride it), Trikke-8, broken Handybike and LeRun skatebike. The little woman has an Electra Townie.
Probable cause of death: Staring at cleavage through a third-eye mirror.
Something I like to do while biking: www.graffitirider.blogspot.com






















